“I need a nap and an orgasm.”
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too
when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like